I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
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I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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