Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
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I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
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why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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