I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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