The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
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Dignity is for republicans.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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