Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
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Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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