your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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