im drinking this country out of the recession.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
Randomize
