last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
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He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
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I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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