this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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