some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I have aggressive nipples.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
My life is pants optional.
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