How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
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That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
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