i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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