so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
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