Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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