adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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