Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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