Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
