I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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