dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
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I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
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I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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