Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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