Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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