i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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