the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
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