I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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