im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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