Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
