I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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