She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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