Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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