well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
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Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
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Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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