i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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