Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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