Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
