I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
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Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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