I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
She is in my trunk
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
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female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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