i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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