Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Everyone says I win the strip club
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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