My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Randomize
