You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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