no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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