Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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