Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
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So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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