oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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