thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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