quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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