Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
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It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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