She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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