Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
True college students do jello shots in the library
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