Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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