I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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