It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
