I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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