About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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