woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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