i permit you to call me
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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