and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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