will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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