my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
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I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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