dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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