I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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