You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
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Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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